I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by...
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said...
When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be...
Growing up my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes...
The physician's highest calling his only calling is to make sick people...
People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the...
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he...
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
In the name of Hypocrites doctors have invented the most exquisite form of...
I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray...
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill he...
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office...
Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription but...
Contraceptives have a proven track record of enhancing the health of women and children preventing unintended pregnancy and reducing the need for abortion.