Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss volatile spirits prefer...
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings the other claps.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it...
Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on...
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything:...
The first time you marry for love the second for money and the third for...
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all...
In marriage there are no manners to keep up and beneath the wildest...
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is...
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and...
War is not an independent phenomenon but the continuation of politics by different means.
