When I turned about 12 or 13 I realised that being funny wasn't about...
I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music and I think...
It's so different when you change your hair color you're treated so...
I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a...
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and...
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not...
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually you know what? I say that...
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention ' it would be funny.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Funny how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
I believe in a funny way the job of the novelist is to be out there on the...
I wasn't even 20 at the time but it taught me something about drugs. They...
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny and yet I want to do it...
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted intelligent person making the...
Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny 'cause I think...
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
I'm much better informed than Mr. Clarke ever was about the nature of the intelligence that was available again Osama bin Laden and which was consistently denigrated by himself and Mr. Tenet.