When I turned about 12 or 13 I realised that being funny wasn't about...
I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music and I think...
It's so different when you change your hair color you're treated so...
I auditioned for a solo in church and got it. I was about seven and I sang a...
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and...
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not...
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually you know what? I say that...
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention ' it would be funny.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Funny how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
I believe in a funny way the job of the novelist is to be out there on the...
I wasn't even 20 at the time but it taught me something about drugs. They...
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny and yet I want to do it...
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted intelligent person making the...
Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny 'cause I think...
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.
