If you want to be thought a liar always tell the truth.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
It's simple if it jiggles it's fat.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
The superfluous a very necessary thing.
When we talk to God we're praying. When God talks to us we're schizophrenic.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in...
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also...
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with...
O Lord help me to be pure but not yet.
When the rich think about the poor they have poor ideas.
