I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have...
Be obscure clearly.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
My life needs editing.
Marriage is a wonderful institution but who would want to live in an...
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle I no longer despair for the future of...
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
I hate housework! You make the beds you do the dishes and six months later...
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40 000 pieces. And when you finish it it...
All men are equal before fish.
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you...
I'm not saying that people have to listen to rock music. It's a great cool thing and it can really be liberating for a lot of people but hey so can Charles Dickens so I'm not going to judge.
