The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the...
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle then you're fat!
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I...
Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
Brought up to respect the conventions love had to end in marriage. I'm...
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your...
Never fight an inanimate object.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
If at first you don't succeed blame your parents.
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...
I want to make timeless movies.
