Everything in life is somewhere else and you get there in a car.
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really...
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
I rememeber one time we were getting ready to go to South America and...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the...
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have...
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Just as your car runs more smoothly and requires less energy to go faster and...
I have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a...
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until...
When a man opens a car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a...
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
I miss Saturday morning rolling out of bed not shaving getting into my car...
I know a lot about cars man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you...
There's no question that Whale's movies are classics. They were wonderful and successful.
