I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the...
I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible with...
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well every day is...
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
When I turned 60 it didn't bother me at all.
To my surprise my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s and I...
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special...
My biggest hero Gregory Peck was my birthday present on April 14 1973. I...
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100 000 in one day in a...
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie why not say you want cake and pie?
Love the giver more than the gift.
I hate birthdays.
If you can give your child only one gift let it be enthusiasm.
Being seventy is not a sin.
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's...
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
If you look back today over the last 25 years it is a fact that we have had a progressive degeneration of our intelligence community in general in particular in the field of human intelligence.
