My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This...
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It...
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays....
When I was a kid for my birthday every year my mother made me pasta...
I like to go to anybody else's birthday and if I'm invited I'm a good guest....
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're...
I left school on my 15th birthday.
Every day every birthday candle I blow out every penny I throw over my...
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted...
I want a chainsaw very badly because I think cutting down a tree would be...
My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering...
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party and I'm thinking 'Hey...
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was...
You always get a special kick on opening day no matter how many you go...
Some people won't go the extra mile and then on their birthday when no one...
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday...
I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.
Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
