You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the...
A gift consists not in what is done or given but in the intention of the...
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's...
Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish but -...
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing...
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact...
All the world is birthday cake so take a piece but not too much.
Every year on your birthday you get a chance to start new.
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional...
I think at a child's birth if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow...
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person he...
The more you praise and celebrate your life the more there is in life to...
God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of...
I spend so much time on the screen when I am writing the last thing you want to do is spend more time on the Internet looking at a screen. That's what I hate about all this technology.
