What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday.

But I'm pretty good with collaborative thinking. I work well with other people.

I do not know anyone who has got to the top without hard work. That is the recipe. It will not always get you to the top but should get you pretty near.

I think I am really irreverent and I pretty much just talk to and about men the way men talk to and about women.

I think all of us as women have this super-human quality. We create life we give life we are the sources of life for our children - we're all pretty bionic.

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.

There are certainly not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are pretty women to deserve them.

I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it. I've always dreamed of a beach wedding.

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress but I never knew if it was a joke or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.

It happened in Miami in Coral Gables a great big ol' Cuban wedding. It was pretty intense.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

For my first wedding I cried all the way down the aisle. My fake eyelash came off. My nose was red. My eyes were swollen. I'm not one of those pretty criers.

One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.

Here is a pretty good rule of thumb for Democratic Presidents: if it didn't work for Franklin D. Roosevelt who won four terms and a World War it probably won't work for you either.

All this happened more or less. The war parts anyway are pretty much true.