Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.

First you take a drink then the drink takes a drink then the drink takes you.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I just get things done instead of talking about getting them done. I don't go out and party. I don't smoke drink or do drugs and I'm not married that leaves a lot of time for my work.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic and that's not true because I only drink when I work and I'm a workaholic.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier but not for you fifty thousand dollars or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.

If you were to offer a thirsty man all wisdom you would not please him more than if you gave him a drink.

Then trust me there's nothing like drinking So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking And makes e'en the valiant more brave.

I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink.

On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads of water and eat light and healthy food.

To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until you're dead.

I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it is important when you need it.

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.