At the end of the day my most important job is still mom-in-chief.

A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women who are the chief victims of patriarchy and also with the ending of homosexual oppression.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Dr. Johnson has said that the chief glory of a country arises from its authors. But then that is only as they are oracles of wisdom unless they teach virtue they are more worthy of a halter than of the laurel.

To win this war we need a commander in chief not a professor of law standing at the lectern.

The truth of things is the chief nutriment of superior intellects.

Truth is always in harmony with herself and is not concerned chiefly to reveal the justice that may consist with wrong-doing.

The chief internal enemies of any state are those public officials who betray the trust imposed upon them by the people.

I was no chief and never had been but because I had been more deeply wronged than others this honor was conferred upon me and I resolved to prove worthy of the trust.

The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way you can make a man trustworthy is to trust him and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him.

To get away from one's working environment is in a sense to get away from one's self and this is often the chief advantage of travel and change.

A tragic irony of life is that we so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away.

Singleness of purpose is one of the chief essentials for success in life no matter what may be one's aim.

First I shall name the eagle of which there are three species: the great grey eagle is the largest of great strength and high flight he chiefly preys on fawns and other young quadrupeds.

My chief gifts are - naturally good at all sports with a raw talent for pretty much everything which if nurtured could develop into improper talent.