My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I prefer ordinary girls - you know college students waitresses that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl it doesn't mean we are dating.

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife your tolerance level goes down and you realize that with someone much younger there's nothing really to talk about.

I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.

I started dating older men and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart Pam Anderson and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

I'm dating a woman now who evidently is unaware of it.

I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries dating and religion.

To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends and now I'm in Forever 21 and I see this random group of girls staring at me and taking pictures. But now I usually have my dad who is a really tall and intimidating person with me so he's kind of my bodyguard.