A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.

Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.

I was a good amateur but only an average professional. I soon realized that there was a limit to how far I could rise in the music business so I left the band and enrolled at New York University.

Although I'm a business major out of McGill University I know nothing... but then I found out much later in life nobody knows anything.

Priests are not men of the world it is not intended that they should be and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so.

After all manner of professors have done their best for us the place we are to get knowledge is in books. The true university of these days is a collection of books.

When I first left university I thought about going into the private sector. But I discovered when I went to interview that I could only have a career in the back office or doing HR. The attitude was 'My dear lady you cannot possibly think about going on the board.'

After a few months in my parents' basement I took an apartment near the state university where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.

At the University of Maryland my first year I started off planning to major in art because I was interested in theatre design stage design or television design.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly science into superstition and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

Shockingly a University of Pennsylvania study says the number of young people addicted to gambling - largely due to increased exposure to the Internet and Internet gambling - grew by an alarming 20 percent between 2004 and 2005 alone.