The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you.

Faithful women are all alike they think only of their fidelity never of their husbands.

Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

Never get married in college it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.

If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back you never had it. If it comes back love it forever.

The love that lasts longest is the love that is never returned.

The only thing we never get enough of is love and the only thing we never give enough of is love.

Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them and they bless you the giver.

Love never dies of starvation but often of indigestion.

Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.

Love consists in giving without getting in return in giving what is not owed what is not due the other. That's why true love is never based as associations for utility or pleasure are on a fair exchange.

Love is the answer to everything. It's the only reason to do anything. If you don't write stories you love you'll never make it. If you don't write stories that other people love you'll never make it.

You can never control who you fall in love with even when you're in the most sad confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people because they're fun. It just happens.

True love stories never have endings.

If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions it is not love but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus.

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.