In my afternoon walk I would fain forget all my morning occupations and my obligations to society.

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12 I was prolific.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

The light which puts out our eyes is darkness to us. Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn. The sun is but a morning star.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough not pretty enough not smart enough not this enough not that enough ' almost overnight I woke up one morning and thought 'I'm enough.'

The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

I may be drunk Miss but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

It was a splendid summer morning and it seemed as if nothing could go wrong.

We could hardly wait to get up in the morning.

Tell him he can have my title but I want it back in the morning.

Never face facts if you do you'll never get up in the morning.

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.

If some great catastrophe is not announced every morning we feel a certain void. Nothing in the paper today we sigh.

The most efficient way to live reasonably is every morning to make a plan of one's day and every night to examine the results obtained.

Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.