The only people who benefit from lawsuits are lawyers. I think we made a couple of them rich.

Cagey trial lawyers have figured out there's a pretty good likelihood their case - no matter what its merit - will literally get its day in court because of favorable judges.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

I used to want to be a lawyer but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

We are led by lawyers who do not understand either technology or balance sheets.

I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in whether you can be an accountant lawyer or nurse for example.

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.

The events of the day inspired me to become a lawyer.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

Deceive not thy physician confessor nor lawyer.

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.

Lawyers I suppose were children once.

The trouble with law is lawyers.