I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.

As a physician I know many doctors want to utilize new technology but they find the cost prohibitive.

Honestly being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people.

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue. It is a patient issue.

Passion you see can be destroyed by a doctor. It cannot be created.

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors not accountants.

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis and I said compared to who?

When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much.

Growing up my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo.

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

In the name of Hypocrites doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.