I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson who's really funny for a cartoonist obviously.
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh they laugh right away.
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly except shorter and Jewish.
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
Keep your sense of humor my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
Do you know it's funny but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down and when they're having a good time I can carry on the joke.
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way that is being drunk and being the father of their son.