When a man has been consistently battering his wife he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop.
I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And we'd have a great choir.
The world is new to us every morning - this is God's gift and every man should believe he is reborn each day.
No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
We all wake up in the morning wanting to live our lives the way we know we should. But we usually don't in small ways. That's what makes a character like Batman so fascinating. He plays out our conflicts on a much larger scale.
In order to have good fried chicken you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do it right before you start cooking. Throw it in the refrigerator seasoned that morning and give it a chance to soak up all the salt and pepper and goodness.
I should just put it bluntly because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me. Oh so Jesus what a thought! You know that's the kind of thought that could lead a person to start drinking gin at nine o'clock in the morning and I don't want to go there.
Somebody said to me this morning 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs the alcohol the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
Fashion should be something that in the morning when you open your window you say 'Oh fantastic sun!' Then you take your shower you say 'OK fantastic which colour I wear today because I feel happy?' This should be fashion.
It is a matter of shame that in the morning the birds should be awake earlier than you.
When it comes to money nobody should give up anything.
We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
Don't make music for some vast unseen audience or market or ratings share or even for something as tangible as money. Though it's crucial to make a living that shouldn't be your inspiration. Do it for yourself.
There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know the third is that you can't think what to do with the long winter evenings.
Those carrying a credit card balance should scale back to making the minimum payment each month so they have more money to put into savings.
Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward your emergency savings.
Young film makers should learn how to deal with the money and learn how to deal with the power structure. Because it is like a battle.