They don't need a lawyer they need a toastmaster.

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

As for lawyers it's more fun to play one than to be one.

All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more that everyone's given up.

I decided I wanted to be a lawyer when I was 11 years of age.

As a rule lawyers tend to want to do whatever they can to win.

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him.

I'm afraid I talk a lot too much perhaps. I should have been a lawyer or a college professor or a windy politician though I'm glad I am not any of these.

I wouldn't pretend to tell you we don't pay our lawyers well.

As a private lawyer I could bill $750 an hour but I don't.

To some lawyers all facts are created equal.

Unfortunately what many people forget is that judges are just lawyers in robes.

One of the things I was taught in law school is that I'd never be able to think the same again - that being a lawyer is something that's part of who I am as an individual now.

I'm not sure I can say there is a clean line between me as an individual and me as a lawyer.

I come from a profession which has suffered greatly because of the lack of civility. Lawyers treat each other poorly and it has come home to haunt them. The public will not tolerate a lack of civility.

The good lawyer is the great salesman.

I have been surrounded by some of the smartest brightest most caring lawyers by agents who are willing to risk their lives for others by support staff that are willing to work as hard as they can.