Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.

Very learned women are to be found in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

To a philosopher all news as it is called is gossip and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.

Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Behind all their personal vanity women themselves always have an impersonal contempt for woman.

Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Feminism is a socialist anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands kill their children practice witchcraft destroy capitalism and become lesbians.