From there to here and here to there funny things are everywhere.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

I rant therefore I am.

There's a great power in words if you don't hitch too many of them together.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks they are always locking three.

I can tell you dearest friend that if it became known how much friendship love and a world of human and spiritual references I have smuggled into these three movements the adherents of programme music - should there be any left - would go mad with joy.

Working with people the musical part is one thing but the personal part is totally different and just as critical. If the friendship is there and it's a lasting friendship then it will take care of itself.

It became very clear to the director that it would be foolish not to use our friendship. I had tried to talk to him about it because all the relationships in the film are so not negative but antagonistic. There's not a lot of love going around.

There has to be chemistry in a duet but if you go beyond the point of friendship and attraction you lose something.