If we mean to have heroes statesmen and philosophers we should have learned women.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans fools and women will take a little longer.

Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a very male-dominated room and it would be hard for women. It's not a nurturing place. It's not like a lot of women are going to say I can't wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writer's room until 2 or 3 a.m.

I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my staff and three guys so it's pretty equal. I don't know why that is. It's been the same thing for a while. It's hard for female comedians to stand out. That's weird. That's a shame.

If women want any rights more than they's got why don't they just take them and not be talking about it.

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.

I want to be a cheerleader for women who have never even considered running for office or being involved in a campaign but who in the quietness of their hearts might think 'Why not me?'

Women encourage men to be childish then scold them.

Some women can be fooled all of the time and all women can be fooled some of the time but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

And I highly recommend for all the women in the world even if they're 71 you can never take for granted that he loves you. It's always good to flirt with him. It's a great sport.

But the true feminist deals out of a lesbian consciousness whether or not she ever sleeps with women.

Women are always eagerly on the lookout for any emotion.

In my work and in myself I reflect black people women and men as I reflect others. One day even the most self-protective ones will look into the mirror I provide and not be afraid.

I'm for women choosing whatever they want to do but they have to really know what they are doing.

Silence is an ornament for women.

In Hollywood the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.

Part of it went on gambling and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly.