It also allows you to look as though you're not particularly from the present future or past either.

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny or you ain't.

It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Never be afraid to meet to the hilt the demand of either work or friendship - two of life's major assets.

A passion for politics stems usually from an insatiable need either for power or for friendship and adulation or a combination of both.

And though my Lord hath lost his estate and been banished out of his country yet neither despised poverty nor pinching necessity could make him break the bonds of friendship or weaken his loyal duty.

Love and esteem are the first principles of friendship it is always imperfect if either of these two are wanting.

Friendship's the wine of life: but friendship new... is neither strong nor pure.

If ebooks mean that readers' freedom must either increase or decrease we must demand the increase.

I never abandoned either forms or freedom. I imagine that most of what could be called free verse is in my first book. I got through that fairly early.