It's not vanity to feel you have a right to be beautiful. Women are taught to feel we're not good enough that we must live up to someone else's standards. But my aim is to cherish myself as I am.

Yet taught by time my heart has learned to glow for other's good and melt at other's woe.

Richard Nixon is a no good lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and if he ever caught himself telling the truth he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.

I still have a spiritual base and a spiritual foundation. And my conversation with God is very open-ended. I pray for humility honestly because it's very easy to be caught up in this world.

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

Laughter is God's blessing.

America's future will be determined by the home and the school. The child becomes largely what he is taught hence we must watch what we teach and how we live.

I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.

My future daughter is not going to go through what I did.

My parents taught me to never give up and to always believe that my future could be whatever I dreamt it to be.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.