People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster.

Because I believe that humans are computers I conjectured that computers like people can have left- and right-handed versions.

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer.

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading manuals without the software.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men but that men will begin to think like computers.

The computer is a moron.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

A wonderful thing about a book in contrast to a computer screen is that you can take it to bed with you.

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.