That's what I hate about a lot of comedies when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10 000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you that it's about the people who are nominated and respect that but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are.
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care. For me it's really about who I surround myself with so I just try to always be with hilarious people.
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.
I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects rather an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about he goes off and gets married.
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
The day I made that statement about the inventing the internet I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things and I have succeeded fairly well.