The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

Women who love women are Lesbians. Men because they can only think of women in sexual terms define Lesbian as sex between women.

Lesbian existence comprises both the breaking of a taboo and the rejection of a compulsory way of life. It is also a direct or indirect attack on the male right of access to women.

Women didn't want to watch other women on television because they were jealous of their husbands' diverted attention.

There are no ugly women only lazy ones.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right whereas a man when he is in the right will keep on talking.

I'm excited about there being more of a sisterhood these days. Back in the '90s there was a lot of hate - the women I looked up to as artists were dissing me! It's not so patriarchal these days - there's more love and a lot less hate!

Ageism works in both directions. As a teenager in the public eye people would talk condescendingly to me. When you get older there's this feeling that you have to start carving up your face and body. Right now I'm in the middle ground - I think women in their thirties are taken seriously.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Growing up with the childhood that I had I learned to never let a man make me feel helpless and it also embedded a deep need in me to always stick up for women.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.

John Currin's exaggerated realism and his twisted women kept me off balance never knowing if they were sincere or ironic or some new emotion.

I don't know why women feel an affinity with me.