I was sleeping the other night alone thanks to the exterminator.

Laugh and the world laughs with you snore and you sleep alone.

When I'm alone I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

When I was seventeen I worked as a counsellor at a co-ed sleep-away camp for eight weeks. I loved it but it could be harrowing - it was far too much responsibility for someone my age.

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.