Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife she has thought much worse things about you.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.

Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

It is with true love as it is with ghosts everyone talks about it but few have seen it.

They're right to think that about me because I'm the person most likely to sleep with my female fans I genuinely love other women. And I think they know that.

People love westerns worldwide. There's something fantasy-like about an individual fighting the elements. Or even bad guys and the elements. It's a simpler time. There's no organized laws and stuff.

I think careful cooking is love don't you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who's close to you is about as nice a valentine as you can give.

It sounds like a cliche but I also learnt that you're not going to fall for the right person until you really love yourself and feel good about how you are.

When you start falling for somebody and you can't stop thinking about when you're going to see them again I love that. Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected.

Only the really plain people know about love - the very fascinating ones try so hard to create an impression that they soon exhaust their talents.

The more I think about it the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others.

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you don't cry over the one person who doesn't.

You don't have to be singing about love all the time in order to give love to the people. You don't have to keep flashing those words all the time.