Marriage is the death of hope.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening...
I am not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't believe in the after life although I am bringing a change of...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Life doesn't imitate art it imitates bad television.
The job of the Central Bank is to worry.