To you I'm an atheist to God I'm the Loyal Opposition.
As the poet said 'Only God can make a tree ' probably because it's so hard...
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my...
If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
The food here is terrible and the portions are too small.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
If you're not failing every now and again it's a sign you're not doing...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience but as far as meaningless...
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed...
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
On the plus side death is one of the few things that can be done as easily...
The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
