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Woody Allen's Quotes 40

Work

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it...

Time

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any...

Thankful

I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out of my nose.

Success

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Peace

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...

Nature

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Nature

I am two with nature.

Movies

If my films don't show a profit I know I'm doing something right.

Money

Right now it's only a notion but I think I can get the money to make it into...

Money

Money is better than poverty if only for financial reasons.

Life

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Home

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in...

Great

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

Government

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately it's the...

Good

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Good

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

God

Not only is there no God but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

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