The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one...
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will...
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse...
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud...
We don't seem to be able to check crime so why not legalize it and then tax...
If you can build a business up big enough it's respectable.
It's not what you pay a man but what he costs you that counts.
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you...
Do the best you can and don't take life too serious.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to...
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have...
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
I'm not claiming divinity. I've never claimed purity of soul. I've never claimed to have the answers to life. I only put out songs and answer questions as honestly as I can... But I still believe in peace love and understanding.
