This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to...
When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the...
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning why don't they...
If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things...
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with...
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places...
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till...
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...
Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the...
There's only one thing that can kill the movies and that's education.
I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies.
