Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that...
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
If you want to be successful it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have...
People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers instead of...
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from...
A man only learns in two ways one by reading and the other by association...
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government...
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for...
If you make any money the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
Things in our country run in spite of government not by aid of it.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people we are the only nation...
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...
People disparage knowing and the intellectual life and urge doing. I am content with knowing if only I could know.
