If God dropped acid would he see people?
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future but only way off to the...
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me I'm afraid of widths.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the...
I have an answering machine in my car. It says I'm home now. But leave a...
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like I'm...
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas...
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the...
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing...
How young can you die of old age?
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