Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel...
It's funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They're usually...
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not...
Some of the writers I admire who seem very very funny and very emotional to...
Personal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we...
I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get...
I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and...
For me titles are either a natural two-second experience or stressful enough...
My mother is a special education teacher but also an artist and my father an...
The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver's permits the...
The Queen of Crafts herself Martha Stewart and I have the same birthday. I...
I'm a summer baby so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory.
Since graduation I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper four...
You can't possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment...
Young people are fitter to invent than to judge fitter for execution than for counsel and more fit for new projects than for settled business.
