My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately...
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over there's nobody...
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Yeah I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender 'Make me a zombie.' He said...
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the...
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact...
Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.
