The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy...
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out...
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want drink what...
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from...
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately)...
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles but most of them never...
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me but I think she enjoyed it.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when...
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said...
To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
There are several good protections against temptation but the surest is...
When the shriveled skin of the ordinary is stuffed out with meaning it satisfies the senses amazingly.
