Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this except...
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction after all has to make...
When in doubt tell the truth.
Truth is stranger than fiction but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick...
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.
It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must...
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will...
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin but of course society...
If I had not some strength of will I would make a first class drunkard.
