I don't think women are better than men I think men are a lot worse than...
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a...
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch people smile at us.
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you he just...
Well when I was younger I lied all the time because once you understand...
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh...
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
I grew up watching all these crazy movies European movies and stuff and I...
A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones...
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's...
For my scale how I grew up and live my life I'm making plenty of money.
When you're a father in a marriage you sort of become the mother's...
I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense...
I wish I could know everything ever like that would be my wish - that's what...
There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like comedy...
When two kids are being completely berserk and they're naked and throwing...
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women.
