Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not...
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it...
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too...
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Well Art is Art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water. And...
Politics is the art of looking for trouble finding it everywhere diagnosing...
I must confess I was born at a very early age.
It evolved from my experience in the fifties growing up during the McCarthy era and hearing a lot of assumptions that America was wonderful and Communism was terrible.
