I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day...
You've got to demand the truth from yourself.
Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for...
Remember beneath every cynic there lies a romantic and probably an injured...
I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.
The message that I gave on the - on the steps today was that you need to...
Music is the language of the heart and conservatives always screw it up.
I was in Washington D.C. on the morning show by the time I was 18...
Let me tell you it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind...
You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun...
No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it but if you happen to find...
We just put General Motors in the hands of people who can't even run our own...
Every time the government grows we lose more of who we are.
'Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I'm addicted to...
People should be free people should be unencumbered by regulation as much as...
We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things...
Not a single time have we gotten a right from Congress or from the President....
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
