All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the...
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for...
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the...
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be...
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Oh the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating very few...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
Parentage is a very important profession but no test of fitness for it is...
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will...
Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the...
We're just into toys whether it's motorcycles or race cars or computers. I've got the Palm Pilot right here with me I've got the world's smallest phone. Maybe it's just because I'm still a big little kid and I just love toys you know?
