When humor goes there goes civilization.
Once you get a spice in your home you have it forever. Women never throw out...
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into...
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all...
God created man but I could do better.
When I stand before God at the end of my life I would hope that I would not...
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Like religion politics and family planning cereal is not a topic to be...
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity as...
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children...
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have...
The attitude is very important. Because your behavior radiates how you feel.
