I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten....
In the beginning there was nothing. God said 'Let there be light!' And there...
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10...
I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be...
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I...
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an...
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's...
Even before I knew I was gay I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I...
People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and...
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity and a lot of...
When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous...
Faith is part of who I am yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most...
Here are the values that I stand for: honesty equality kindness compassion...
Designing is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point...
My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not and I'm not. But I believe...
What we don't need in country music is divisiveness public criticism of each other and some arbitrary judgement of what belongs and what doesn't.
