When a friend is in trouble don't annoy him by asking if there is anything...
If your faith is opposed to experience to human learning and investigation...
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Half the time men think they are talking business they are wasting time.
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom wait until they have been married...
For every quarrel a man and wife have before others they have a hundred when...
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny or you ain't.